"I am not the cat you are looking for. I am but an ordinary piece of laundry."

This is Scout, our temperamental calico. Her hobbies include biting your ankles if you stop petting her and walk away, lording it over the dogs, sounding her claxon-meow when the bottom of the food bowl becomes visible, and only drinking water that is in motion (you do the math).

"Thank you for this wonderful, cat-gonomically shaped auto-cooling bed!"

This is Tigger, our one-eared love bug. Her hobbies include seeking out affection, absorbing affection, giving affection, and pining for more affection.

"Yes, my full name is 'Bouncie Little Kitten' and no, I don't find it at all embarrasing, thank you very much."

This is Bouncie, also known as 'Peaches al Carbon' for her interesting burnt-peach coloration. Her hobbies include coming to greet every single person who ever comes into the house (including delivery people, plumbers, moving men, repair people, carpet cleaners, etc.). She loves every single person in the world, and shows it to them when they come to our house. Her other hobbies include shedding 364 days a year and sitting in the laps of new friends (while shedding on them).